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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us

mouseparty:

• putting jeans on after a shower
• asking your parents for money
• opening plastic packaging
• parking
• telling someone you have a crush on them

whatshouldwecallme:

pauliebleeker:

IM

FUXCKIN

CRYIN

katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

hairgelandblaine:

darrynek:

Please stop referencing mean girls we are in 2013